April 27th, 2005
|perihawk||04:41 pm - Challenge Answer - Self-Insert|
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The Night at SummerFest
Teal'c and Sam were attempting to relax, have fun. It was proving to be more difficult than anticipated.
It was a huge outdoor concert festival. People crowded around five stages, all playing different music. The crowd made them both uncomfortable, and it was difficult to keep one's drink upright.
Teal'c almost missed the man slipping something into his cup.
Before he could take another step, a woman bumped into him. His lemonade spilled down the front of his shirt and onto his pants.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Let me help you with that," the woman babbled nervously. She pulled napkins from her pocket and patted at the wet spots. "I can't believe I was so clumsy."
Her ears turned a bright red. She straightened and backed away with a huge grin on her face. "Really, I'm very very sorry."
When she was gone, Teal'c turned to Sam. "I believe I was just gratuitously groped, Colonel Carter."
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Godsmack - Straight Out Of Line
Let's be honest here...who wouldn't grope Teal'c if they had the chance?
I'd expect the full petting session. With candles.
Certainly not. That would interfere with the aesthetic appreciation of the experience.